Tumblypoo: Fandoms, Assemble!

I broke my nose today playing Rugby.

I’m not sure how much you understand how crazy this is. I thought if I ever broke a bone it’d be falling down stairs, or tripping on my own feet on a sidewalk.

Instead, I did it playing the most BADASS sport on the planet after going head to head (quite literally) with a guy a foot and a half taller than me.

I mean, the head injury made me really confused, so I just kind of lay on the grass for a minute crying while me gym teacher checked to see if I was conscious, and I had no idea what was happening.

I couldn’t walk and I was super dizzy and people kept asking me questions and I didn’t know what they were saying and I was like a ball of confusion. Then my mom took me to the ER and the doctors were like “LOL YOU’RE SO CUTE. YOU GET A HEAD INJURY AND A BROKEN NOSE PLAYING RUGBY AND YOU’RE IN PIGTAILS AND A SKIRT. YOU’RE ALSO SO CONFUSED AND ADORABLE LET ME EXPLAIN TO YOU HOW TO MOVE YOUR LEGS AGAIN YOU ADORABLE LITTLE THING.”

Life is good. I’m in a lot of pain, and I’m super sleepy, but I feel pretty awesome.

larxenesomebody:

merlinsfuckingbeard:

My dad was sitting beside me on the computer and saw this folder

He asked me if it was a folder filled with ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’

I then proceeded to show him what was in it　

He then walked away muttering something about me being pretentious 

thank god I have my ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’ in this folder tbh

Always have a decoy

(via daftlynx)

• Reporter: So, why do you write these strong female characters?
• Joss Whedon: Because you're still asking me that question.